- The Dead Pigs Head Pose
- This is not a Continent, this is a Parliament.
- UKIP Cow-Dip
- What a lot of choice!
- Miliband is told David Cameron put the Mayonnaise on his Bacon.
- All I get is this lousy billboard.
- Would you like a job with that?
- Isolated? Who?
- Bicycle, MonoSycle
- This is not a Throne
- Sparta!